[Redacted] is a main-dish friend. You’re the side dish that makes him...– my roommate again, a little more awake now.
Will.I.Am. thinks he’s so clever. His name is fucking William.– my roommate in a sleepy haze tonight
Watching "A Colbert Christmas"
Do you think Toby Keith knows this is supposed to be a satire show? I don’t think they told him, cause basically he just sang what’s sure to be the single from his Christmas album.
Distance means so little when someone means so much.– (via littlemiss) (via pieces) (via stupidinboston) (via iammattjordan) (via thedvsangel) aww…yes.
Defamation and the internet
squashed: The United States takes freedom of expression as seriously as anybody—but there are limits to what we protect as free speech. Child pornography is a no-no. So is shouting “fire” in a theater. Then there is defamation. You can’t go around saying or writing harmful things that you know or should know aren’t true. In this case, harmful is different than hurtful—so if we’re talking about...
Cancelled: 'Pushing Daisies', 'Dirty Sexy Money'... →
betterthancupcakes: theoisjonesing: holy shit i did not see this coming, especially after hearing all the hype surrounding ‘Pushing’ and ‘Eli’. wow, i wonder what is going on, is ‘Life On Mars’ really that good, or is ABC putting all their chips on the table and going, ‘fuck y’all, we gots LOST’? (danhacker:RIP - ’Pushing Daisies’, ‘Dirty Sexy Money’ and ‘Eli Stone’:via) Ugh. The only 2...
I do think that because of Capucine, French men...
lickystickypicky: It raises their chances of having a Capucine of their own. Agreed.
I miss Austin...
karion: I am not a Texan, but I miss Austin, too. I didn’t recognize it the last time I went there, although I was at the Chuy’s the night Jenna Bush was busted for underage drinking. I miss queso - really good queso. I miss Burgers and Beer at the Pike house during the summer, the old Antone’s (my first job in the States), Maggie Mays on bad first dates, watching the bats on bad second...
At one time, the President and Vice-President were given three-inch-high models...– Barack Obama: What life will be like for new US President - mirror.co.uk (via mikehudack) (via spiegelman) (via suckafuck) Seriously?
I’m not stupid. That’s why I got elected President, man.– Barack Obama, increasing my love for him ten-fold. (via somuchsass) (via suckafuck)
Overheard at Borders
Old man: So, um, where do you go to meet kids? Like hanging out and having fun. Little girl with coloring book: (silence) Little girl’s mom: Honey, let’s go. Creeeepy.
topherchris: I want to make a site that looks like it’s for a legitimate advocacy group (complete with stock photos of smiling, diverse people) that actually makes the case for equality in the form of legalizing gay marriage in an extremely satirical way. Why am I telling you this? Because I need help. I’ve been sitting on this domain for too long, and I either need actual help (ideas,...