My cat just scared the shit outta me
I hear her jump in through the open window and onto the bed while I’m sleeping, and open one eye and see that her mouth is twitching violently. So naturally, I jump up and turn on the light to see what’s wrong with her…only, its not her mouth twitching. Nope. What I mistook for twitching whiskers was actually a GIANT FUCKING FLYING BUG.. maybe a moth… i don’t know,...
My So Called Life Marathon
Perfect for hangover couch lounging.
But seriously, wouldn't this story be better
if the pirates would have joined the wedding party at hooters? I mean, can you imagine a more conspicuous group of people downtown? THE BRIDE WAS STILL IN HER WEDDING DRESS, for godssake. all i wanted was one, just one, pirate/wedding party picture at hooters…but nooooo…. pirates are so snooty nowadays.
Upon exiting the ladies' room at the Marriot...
groomsman (still in his tux) standing outside the bathrooms with rest of wedding party...including the bride, still in her wedding dress: hey, maybe they can come with us! (points to me and my roommate)
his groomsman buddy: yeah! ask 'em.
groomsman: come with us?! we're going to hooters.
me: um, sorry. we're already with a group of pirates.
groomsman: you're with pirates?
me: yup. can't just abandon them. you know how pirates get.
groomsman: bring 'em along!
Rachael Yamagata — Elephants This is the...
nudawn: rachel is coming out with a new double...
So John, you like to pretend like the war started in 2007. You talk about the...– Obama in Friday’s debate listing the reasons why McCain was wrong on the war in Iraq. I think this line worked for Obama. In a debate with few noteworthy sound bites this is likely to work better than “Sen. Obama doesn’t understand,” because he clearly did. And yeah, I think McCain probably won on...
My sister used to have a shrine to Bill Cosby.– overheard at craft store
message to grey's anatomy...
you suck for the first 2 minutes of tonight’s premiere.
peterwknox: rickyv: After hearing Matt Damon’s brilliant comparison of a Sarah Palin presidency to a bad Disney movie, I called up Sam and said “Let’s make a trailer for what that movie would look like.” Within hours, Dan and Amir were writing it, Ben and the CHTV crew were casting and producing it, and two weeks later, here it is. Digg? OMG great. This IS the movie Damon was talking...
Note to self: never, ever piss off David...
(via alexblagg) man, for real.
1. Frail old man runs from African American asking for change. 2. John...– Comments on news that McCain wants to postpone campaign from Fark.com
“Diagnosing Chuck Klosterman” – Salon.com’s... →
peterwknox: danhacker: Pop-culture essay writer Chuck Klosterman explaining some of his reasons for writing his new novel ‘Downtown Owl’. Thanks to a nifty 30% Borders coupon I’ll be picking this up today. This book is so in my face today. I got it before its release, but ended up giving it away as a birthday gift. I just got this e-mail from that person… ” I just wanted to...
Service is the very purpose of life. It is the rent we pay for living on the...– Marian Edelman
We do not support government bailouts of private institutions. Government...– 2008 Republican Party Platform. ( via politcalwire: andrewsullivan ) (via spiegelman)
The 12 Lies of Sarah Palin →
spiegelman: maybe she needs a 12 step program
my new friend the wii fit has declared me...
slaughtered: they don’t know the half of it. i wish there was a way to be wii fit friends. maybe we can just do more real life friend stuff together. :)
Bid on rappers' bling →
I think I need the Tupac ring. I just need to come up with roughly $20 million.
Scrabble Solver- Just type in your letters ;) →
winstonwolfe: (via lilasweetheart) Nice, I need this after the ass kicking I took last night. My foe must have been using this so now the advantage is negated. I’m pretty sure this has been a feature on the scrabble website forever. I think it’s called “word builder”.
I need you to go out and talk to your friends and talk to your neighbors. I want...– Barack Obama, Obama mocks McCain in Nevada stops (via robot-heart) (via butnotmine) (via sassygirl)