Squirrels v. Chipmunks
Me: Squirrels aren't evil! Chip and Dale? They were really cute.
Laura: First of all, Chip and Dale are animated. Secondly, they're chipmunks.
Me: Really? I guess that makes sense with the whole Chip thing. They look like squirrels, though.
L: No, they're tails weren't all long and bushy
P: Don't chipmunks have masks?
L: Yeah. and flat tails.
Me: I always thought they were squirrels. They look just like them. I mean, minus the tail.
L: They were chubby.
Me: Yeah, chubby, flat-tailed squirrels.
L: Which, incidentally is what chipmunks look like.
Joe Rogan witnesses a guy's worst first date. →
sassygirl: commacommachameleon: kayfabe: (via nickdouglas) Holy shit. Haha..typically Joe Rogan is the part of UFC that makes me want to shoot myself..but I think I just started liking him a little more I know this has been alll over tumblr, but since i have some friends that don’t tumble much and only follow me, i HAVE to repost. i think i like joe rogan now too.
"That's What She Said" Joke Made Every Time... →
frangry: onemoretimewithfeeling: “…the outbursts have increased in number to the point where Rogers said they interfere with his motivation to teach. “The situation is reaching the point where every class is incredibly long and hard,” he said. “I don’t know if I can take any more of it.” this is pretty good for a college satire piece. for my roommate who doesn’t tumble, but would love...
What if John McCain were a former president of the Harvard Law Review? What if...– Kelvin, Fort Worth (originally via a comment on Digg) (via seriouslythough)
No Timbaland, but still good.
That is HIGHLY inappropriate for a cookie!– my roommate on the “if you want my body” chips ahoy commercial