April 2009
29 posts
“You’ve got to testify! Tell somebody about it. God is good! I pity the fool that...”
– Mr. T, at jury duty, jibber jabbers for Jesus. (via spiegelman)
ACL 2009 mixtape →
“When the Papa Bear growls : “Someone’s been sleeping in my bed !”,...”
– Capucine, questioning the likelihood of “Goldilocks and the three bears” (via capucha)
she’s so right! completely illogical.
GUESTBREAKER: Your Face Gives Me Too Much...
dealbreaker:
Sometimes, looks should be deceiving. Looking like the dude who conceived you is one thing, but wearing droopy v-neck dresses that accentuate your adam’s apple makes it seem almost like you’re flaunting it. And villifying 9/11 widows won’t get you any sympathy points. Everyone’s face tells a story, and your’s says “Hi, my father’s XY chromosomes are out of fucking control.” Leave...
Cuts from the Classic Legal Opinion of Judge Sam...
snowblind:
BRADSHAW v. UNITY
Before proceeding further, the Court notes that this case involves two extremely likable lawyers, who have together delivered some of the most amateurish pleadings ever to cross the hallowed causeway into Galveston, an effort which leads the Court to surmise but one plausible explanation.
Both attorneys have obviously entered into a secret pact — complete with...
So You Think You Can Dance choreographer arrested... →
I didn’t much care for his mambos and rumbas anyway.
