one forty plus.: Depends on Who You Ask. →
“Nobody’s life template will ever lay evenly over yours. And in those times when they clash completely, you have to walk alone, with confidence that you’re creating your own template, made out of your own instincts and your own dreams and your own goals. ” Who knew John Mayer was so damn insightful…
Pick up lines that flop
(I'm on the phone with clients walking to the courthouse)
Thuggy kid: dang girl, where you goin'?
(I nod my head in the direction of the courthouse)
Thuggy kid: you a judge?
(i shake head no)
Thuggy kid: a lawyer
Thuggy kid: mannnnn, I wish you was MY lawyer.
It’s funny to think about how without bones, your legs are just skin tubes.– David [has had a long day]. (via librarysciences)
I suddenly realized it. The way to get over you isn’t by hooking up with some...– Blair Waldorf. (via fuckyeahleightonmeester: -pillsandshit:michelinamarie:endlessdaylight) (via elizablr) wow. this hits a bit close to home.
Imagine that hundreds of black protesters were to descend upon Washington DC and...– “Imagine if the Tea Party Was Black” - Tim Wise (via whatwillsuffice) (via lawful)
This week, Arizona signed the toughest illegal immigration law in the country...– SETH MEYERS, Weekend Update. That’s what we said. (via inothernews)
Did you just link the possibility of Lindsay Graham being gay to reforming...– Jon Stewart (via soupsoup)
"Amor de lejos, amor de pendejos"
irishtexan: irishmexi: sometimes….i think so….. it’s true! haha, this is one of my grandmother’s sayings. :)
Tumblr of the day: That is Racist! →
They stole my idea, but follow them anyway. :) funny stuff
barelysarcasm: I Hope You’re Dying (with me) -...
elizablr: ellens: jenrobinson: DJ Zebra - Get...
I really have no response. Because last I checked, Sarah Palin’s not much of an...– BARACK OBAMA, reacting to Sarah Palin’s criticism of the recently signed nuclear arms reduction pact between the U.S. and Russia, on Good Morning America. Mr. President? Mr. President? Sarah Palin is not much of an expert on anything. And BTW? ZING. (via ABC News) (via inothernews) I love it...
Phew. Scrabble rule change was a marketing ploy. →
And the world has been put back on its axis.
Fed. Judge teaching my Federal Courts class: Anyone know what's going on in California these days in regards to marijuana?
Random Student: Yeah, they're letting people grow it, right?
Judge: Right! and they're just taxing it. Apparently they're even thinking about doing tours. Like wine tours...only marijuana tours. There will probably be tasting rooms, and presumably munchies will be served...
clever student: Only, it's in california, so they'll call them "tapas".
Learning new things about the boyfriend every day
Krystal: I wonder if that sweet little baby goat I met turned out to be a nice adult goat.
Antwuan: No. There are no nice billy goats.
Krystal: You saw a sweet baby goat grow up?
Krystal: And he was mean?
Krystal: Whatever. You can't speak for all sweet baby goats. How much do you really know about goats, anyway?
Antwuan: My best friend when I was 9 was a goat. I hung out with a goat and a cow.
Sorry to talk about your grandmother’s uterus on Easter.– Antwuan
Why you should hate Duke basketball →
“If the entire Duke fanbase took the form of one human being, you have to think that person would look exactly like Tucker Carlson, and we’d all like to punch that person in the face.”
Man arrested at Large Hadron Collider claims he's... →
themattsmith: bg5000: Uh, yikes, you guys. I mean, you can’t really prove him wrong. and no, this is not an article from The Onion.