Song And Cry - Jaydiohead
stylings: mafiajewellery: Those cuddly animals below are by far one of the cutest things we have ever seen! We here at MAFIA think friendship is a thing to be celebrate - Why not tell your friends how special they are with this adorable necklace? possibly the best friendship necklace, ever. if they made this with one “me” and two “you”s, i think you, nicole,...
capucha: Mika live, singing Grace Kelly in French.
So Kagan is ‘Obama’s Harriet Miers’… It’s crazy. It’s like, no matter what...– JON STEWART, on pundits and Fox News personalities using terms like “Obama’s Katrina,” “Obama’s Enron,” “Obama’s 9/11” and “Obama’s Heckuva Job, Brownie!” to compare the current president’s crises to those of George W. Bush, on The Daily Show. Stewart fucking nailed it. (via inothernews)
I want these dwarf goats. →
Someone talk me out of it before I send this lady an e-mail…
I have a history of making decisions very quickly about men. I have always...– Elizabeth Gilbert (via legallyheidi)
barelysarcasm: ewokonline: Highway To The...
I am officially done with law school.... What,...
Time is just a collection of human… Listen, this gonna sound good, boy! See,...– Barack Obama, Age 15, answering the question, “what is time?” (via supersonicelectronic) Priceless … foghorn leghorn ish and evr’thang (via amor-invictus)
Shortest and Sweetest Award Letter ever.
Award Letter Congratulations on your initiative and dedication to civil legal services. Because of your efforts to serve an underserved community, Texas Legal Services Center (TLSC) with support from The Texas Access to Justice Foundation is pleased to announce that you are one of the recipients of the After the Bar Exam: Legal Aid Intern Program Awards. You are to be commended. Shortly,...
I’m 3 for 3, you guys. :) In the last two weeks, I have 1) won our Immigration clinic award, 2) been awarded a bar study grant from the Hispanic Law Alumni Assoc., and 3) been awarded a fellowship for the time period between taking the bar in July and getting the results back in November. I feel like I should go buy a lottery ticket right now.
takeaim: Got a $166,000 grant for my employer today and did not get thanked or acknowledged. seriously?! that’s bullshit.
CNN is still pissing me off.
ewokonline: You can go live to a refinery fire in San Antonio? Huh. They’re evacuating people in a one-mile radius? Huh. Oh people died somewhere else, lost everything, and are still (for the foreseeable future) out of their homes? Some no longer HAVE homes? A large swath of the population doesn’t have power? The water is running out and now may or may not be safe? CNN: “Whatever, man.” ...
Jon Stewart Presents the West Side Story Oil Spill...
(I Just Met Obama’s) Katrina Dear Pres’dent Obama To Pipe, To Pipe When You’re a Jet (of Oil) I Feel Gritty A Spill Like That (Will Kill Your Otter) There’s a Place for Gas How can one show be so brilliant?!
I hate you truly. Truly I do. Everything about me hates everything about you. The flick of my wrist hates you. The way I hold my pencil hates you. The sound made by my tiniest bones were they trapped in the jaws of a moray eel hates you. Each corpuscle singing in its capillary hates you. Look out! Fore! I hate you. The blue-green jewel of sock lint I’m digging ...
It’s no use now to pretend to be two people! Why, there’s hardly...– Lewis Carroll Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland
so, the boyfriend just got a scholarship offer to a tier 1 law school that means that he will only be responsible for about $200 worth of tuition a year. the only problem is that it’s half a country away from me and in a state that i have no interest in visiting or living in. and we’re already so rocky right now after some really recent events. and I guess it just kind of hit me that...